Cyanide & Happiness – Freakpocalypse EU Steam Altergift

You are a weird, unpopular, ginger-headed orphan, and it’s time to save the world. You play as Coop “Go Away, Weirdo” McCarthy and all you want to do is make the world a better place. The trouble is: Nobody likes you, school sucks, you can’t find a prom date, everybody bullies you (including your teachers), and your attempts to help only make things worse. Will you escape high school alive? Who will love you? Do you even deserve love? Why is this game called Freakpocalypse? Find the answers to these questions and more by looking at, talking to, and touching everything within the C&H universe. Key Features:Just like playing in a Cyanide & Happiness animated cartoon filled with dark humorThe first game in the Freakpocalypse tragilogy (trilogy of tragedy) – an ongoing apocalyptic prom story!Fully voiced dialogue and a large cast of crazy freaksInteract with your favorite characters from the Cyanide & Happiness Universe including Ted Bear, Shark Dad, Señor Cleanfist, and more!An absurd amount of characters and objects to look at, touch, and talk toCinematic cutscenes and a completely original soundtrackUnlockable costumes for you to find, wear, and embarrass yourself withOptional sidequests for special rewards and replayabilityRun OR walk – just like in real life!Achievements based on how good (or bad) you are at the gameSecret ways to die!Brought to life thanks to 15, 000 sexy geniuses on KickstarterExperience life as an unpopular loser**hopefully for the first time